Corrupt Wish Game

granted but it ends up being Arnold Schwarzenegger

i wish i had higher heels

granted but you do not walk easily in them

I wish to be taller

granted, but then youre too tall

i wish i didnt fall asleep when i dont feel tired

granted but you stay up to make yourself tired to fall asleep.

I wish never felt tired

granted but you would have to stay up with me foreverrrrr


i wish i had some ben and jerrys

gratned but after this section being closed for so long its gone bad now bummer

i wish for life to treat me better

Granted But then Someone you cared bout deeply Got a shitty Life.


I wish For woman too rain from the sky.

granted but they would all be killed from the fall. XD

i wish to earm oblivious or secret rank some time in the near future.

granted, but then i wont recognize you when you log on and wont be like "CERBBY!!!"

i wish david didnt give me onions >..>

i do seem to be the only cosmic member who is on most frequently lol

granted but you would get something worse than onions from him O.O

i wish my neck and right side of my brian didnt hurt so damn bad Dx

granted, but then theleft side hurts.

i wish i had more milk

granted but you would have no oreo's to dunk in the milk.

i wish there would be a zombie outbreak

granted but they eat your brain

i wish my friend would answerhis phone