Corrupt Wish Game

Heres a fun game
Here's how to play.

Poster 1: i wish I had all the ice cream in the world!

Poster 2: granted, but you die from frost bite. I wish I had a sports car

Basicly you make the persons wish before you call a consequence to the previous wish.

Than make your wish

Starting with :

I wish i meta would be banned.

granted, but you get bored of the game for being to easy.

i wish Dark Magician of Chaos was off the banned list

Granted: He is now teched in ever deck! Infernity are now unbeatable! Ty for that wish ! I wish when Nappa eats pie in the cbox he'd share

Mmmm...... Blueberry! No nothing to do with toothpaste and Vicaden! *movie ref otherwise I would not mention this substance*

Granted but you get sick of the poison in the pie, I wish i wouldn't be so hungry.

Granted but you will only be able to eat one thing a day from now on. i wish i could get paid to be me.

Granted but you become so rich that the whole world hunts you down, i wish my mom would love me.

Granted, but then she would become over protective of you and never leave your side. I wish I lived in another country.

*nom nom nom on pie* granted, but then the country would have 1 less person and then another country would have 1 more...confusing stuffs. i wish it would rain

Granted but your whole area gets flooded, i wish unicorns would exist.

granted but unicorns are not special and no one cares anymore about how awesome they are. i wish i could fly.

granted, but then you would fly in to a jet's engine. i wish i had a house made of purple legos.

Granted. but it would be 1 floor and you could never jump on the bed which is a must when you move into a new house ^^ I wish I had the most sour candy ever! like pure essence of sour pretty much!

granted but you would ruin your taste buds and never be able to taste again. i wish i would never get sick

granted, but you would be used for scientific experiments. i wish money didnt exist

granted, but then you wouldnt be able to buy yu-gi-oh cards . i wish pokemon were real

granted, but they would eat all of the yugioh cards. i wish i could teleport

granted but you cant control were you go. i wish there were real kaiba corp duel disks

granted, but then you would have to smell your monsters

i wish i had a pie

granted, but if you eat too much pie you might become one, i wish i could type better

granted. but your hand writing turns horrible. i wish there was world peace

Granted, but that means the anti-Christ has come and we're all effed! I wish my hair would straighten itself!

granted, but then you couldnt curl it.
i wish my oven worked

Granted : Oven immediately starts working then you realize fire plummets towards your face that in trying to fix the oven you left the gas on. I wish my professer would forget about the recently added essay q on my mid term >.<

Granted but you make an even more epic failure. I wish i would be dumb :3