Corrupt Wish Game

granted and yoru amazing it it and get a raize in the first month (not corupting that)

i wish i can go away for the weekend

thanks

granted but you hit a bit of traffic

I wish i had some breakfast

granted but it would be a bad breakfast

i wish i didnt have to work today

Granted but you then don't get paid for the day.

I wish I wasn't lazy

granted but you would be soo active you would tire yourself out wioth exhaustion

i wish my tooth didnt hurt

granted but you then get a headache

i wish i had a strawberry banana smoothie

granted but some one pumps you and you drop it and it leakes on to the ground.

i wish i had more money

grnted but it gets stolen

i wish it was cooler here

gratned but the forum is nwo flooded with spamers and trolls and morons who dont know there ass from there elbow and ruin it for the people who love it here

i wish life was easy

granted, but then it would be boring

i wish i was more fit

I'll help you if can, jus lmk ^^!

I wish for my own laptop

Granted but it's old.

I wish I was so nervous around guys

granted but then you find someone who lets you become confident in yourself around and with him, and you never feel that way around other guys again! Only that special guy gives you butterflies!

I wish I never learn how to "pick up chicks", cuz then I wouldn't care to get to know them

Granted but u become shy

I wish I had a cherry bomb

granted but it goes off prematurely and covers you in cherry sauce, and this is right after a car accident happens near you and everyone thinks your covered in blood!

i wish i was part superman

XD. Wow


Granted but u get the krypotonite vulnerable part

I wish I knew French better

granted but you confuse people talking french randomly without realizing it in your sentences from now on

i wish to never.... NEVER feel pain like i did on the morning of the day i got my tragus pierced >.<

granted but you feel a fraction ofit

i wish i had something to drink

granted but you become a lightweight *even if it's water because this game does not make sense, like chewbacca..... chewbacca does not make sense, there for OJ is innocent*

I wish next poster gets the ref

xD false

next poster makes me laugh

best south park scene ever!

I wish I had sig'd those quotes from Nappa

wrong game

xD woooow
i fail


i wish.. i didnt fail

granted, you did not

I wish my dog was a puppy again

granted but you have to retrain him

i wish i could fly