Corrupt Wish Game

granted, but you can never come back to your true present! I wish I wouldn't get attacked by hordes of nats every morning >.<

granted, but you would get attacked by apes instead
i wish i had more tea

granted but you have to make it yourself. i wish i would never be tired

granted, but youll fall asleep randomly

i wish i was a pirate

Granted, but after 48 hours your body your body takes micro naps and you here a "1 2 Freddy's comin for you..." I wish I could be in a horror movie where I beat the vilian!

granted: but you can only take a bath and straighten your hair once a year! *on a ship 'n all* I wish I had 28 clones of me and half thought they were animals *like chickens and such* and the rest are animals I.E. Jack Sparrow

o.o
granted.. but.. they eat eachother!!
i wish i lived on planet X

granted, but you get tired of drinking pee since you have no water and came back to earth. I wish I owned an amusement park!

granted, but you cant pay the electricity bill
i wish i had white hair

haha granted but then you realized your hair could only handle ALMOST white! and from now on your and opposite color of what you want! *and yes with colors there are NOW opposites!* i wish for I had my full split again inb4 Frog's a girl lol!

granted but you would be happy about everything unable to show your grief. i wish life was fair

granted, but then no one would learn their "youre not fair/life's not fair" lesson..

i wish i had somecoffee

granted but it wont be strong enough.

i wish i didnt have to do anything today

granted but then you would get bored

i wish....i wasnt running out of wishes

granted but you wouldn't know what one to post first.

i wish these wishes really granted wishes

granted, but then the wishes will come true and the world will implode :O...i wish i could breathe fire :O

granted but you will constantly burn your toung and mouth. i wish i had more money

granted, but you wouldnt know what to spend it on. i wish i had wings :O

Granted but you don't know how to use them and fly berserkly into an airplane.
I wish i had sharp teeth :3

granted but you would bite your tong off. i wish i didnt have to work today

Granted, but then you fire yourself tomorrow for not being able to explain why you missed today to district manager. I wish I could bend my knees in my skinny jeans.... really annoying!

granted but your jeans rip. i wish my neck didn't hurt

granted but then you arm will hurt...i wish i could play guitar

I do not! jk, wish has been granted. and you get GOOD, but no one can see you on stage and don't like floating guitars! I wish I could fill on drums!

granted but while being stuffed in to one of them you cant play them. i wish i could play the piano.