Corrupt Wish Game

granted but you would type with your toes

i wish my ipod would charge itself

granted but then you drop it and break it

i wish i could go to borders today

its not retarded >_>

granted but then every other site is

iwish i had a muffin

granted but instead of choco-chip you get laxatives

i wish i liked reading

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no wish

granted but then id have nothing to read

i wishi didnt have to clean my room

granted but then your room would be smelly.

i wish that i could get money, but not work for it

granted but you would be spoiled

i wish i wasnt tired right now

[b]Granted but then you woould need some sleep

I wish my avvy was smaller.

granted but then you would get smaller also

i wish i wasnt a coward

granted but every one would be picking a fight with you.

i wish i didnt have this terrible cough

granted but you start sneezing

i wish my hair was dry

granted but it will never get wet again

i wish i would pass my classes

granted but you fail next year

i wish boys werent dumb

granted but you would never want anything to do with them and be single forever

i wish i could stay up forever

granted but you will get tired

i wish more people were on

granted but we get stuck with bhherrel

i wish i had a wish owo

granted but then you forget

i wish i had a working phone

granted but you would get no signal

i wish my room didnt have my sibilings stuff in it

granted but they would take most of your stuff too.

i wish i wasnt hungry