Corrupt Wish Game

granted but it wont satisfy you

i wish to succeed as war squad captain!

granted, but i dont want to corrupt that wish so...
you will.. have bed head from excitement of your victory!!!

iwish i had more water

granted but you cant satisfy your thisrt

i wish my friken nek didnt HURT!

granted, but you would lose feeling in the rest of your body


i wish everyone was honest

granted, but people would be hurt by peiople beeing to hounest

i wish would never be tired

granted, but youll be awake when no one else is

i wish my mom would stop eating my food

granted but she would start drinking every thing you own.

i wish to do something that makes sence

granted but the world would emplode

i wish i could read minds

granted but you would go insane with all the informatiuon your mind would intake

i wish that i didnt loose in my first duel in the war

granted but hex wouldnt have had an epic win

i wish i didnt feel invisible

granted but every one would be watching you constantly and you would have no privacy.

i wish i knew you all irl

granted but then we would have to meet bher too

i wish i had a new bra

granted but it would not fit you

i wish i had some more books to read

grantedbut they ar ein a language you dont know

i wish i knew someone who was purple

granted but he would be obnoxious XD

i wish flye would stop cheating

im not cheating!
so granted, but id still be ahead

i wish eisen would get online

granted byt you would just miss him more becuaser you couldnet see him

i wish i didnt have to go to sleep

granted but you would stil get tired

iwish my shoulders didnt hurt

granted but then you lose

i wish i had some midol

granted, but then it frightens you

i wish i had more heels

granted but then you cant wish for it

i wish i wasnt on the floor