Corrupt Wish Game

granted, but you will talk slower

i wish i had alexus lfa

granted i have no idea what that is lol. and no one else will.

i wish i had some ovaltine

xD its a car

granted. umm.. ovaltine is... icecream? so it melts????

i wish ronnie would get online

granted but saddly ronnie ignores you.

i wish i had a wii

granted, butyou lose the remotes

i wish i could see Cage live

Cerbsojiro wrote:

granted but saddly ronnie ignores you.

i wish i had a wii

I lol'd

cant blame you

Granted. once there you try to find a bathroom and get trapped in a sub-woofer.
I wish Packrat wasn't just a tad slow when he responds with something intelligent.

P.S. XD EVERYone ignored his responses for at least 30 mins yesterday, then maybe with a random comment by me or Cerb we kept with tradition!

granted, but packrat would keep throwing intelligent remarks and making people look stupid.

i wish i had a bigger speechmark army

granted but your troops would revolt against you and you would be defeated.

i wish i could get a pay raise

granted but then the standard price of everything goes up overshadowing your pay rise. i wish i had a dog that can talk

granted but he wouldnt talk to you

i wish i was 21

granted.but you will be stuck in a dead end job for the rest of your life.

i wish i had a space ship

..dude.. that would suck.

granted but once you left the atmosphere it would stop working and you couldnt return

i wish i could find my cell phone

granted, but when you find it, its broken . i wish i had a watch that couls stop time :O

granted, but then it would break and you would be stuck in the "stopped time" dimension

i wish nappa could beat hex in the top poster thing

i guess imma have to corrupt it lol...erm i post sooo many that no one catches me up

i wish that i could complete all my manga collection

granted but then they all catch on fire

i wish my other explorer was working

, granted, but the other one will get jealous and kill the other one :S

i wish i had a bigger tv

granted, but you could only get one channel

i wish it wasnt 11 am

granted its is now infact 7pm and you have lost a whole day.

i wish that my laptop would stop being so lame -.-

granted, but it overloads with power and becomes addicted, and loose it, it tries rehab but then takes the skeleton in Nappa's closet breaks off a leg and stabs its own motherboard!

I wish my dog would not wipe his face all over my new clean sheets -_-

granted, he wipes something else on your clean sheets :O. i wish i had super stretchy arms

Granted, but they can only stretch out *like stretch arm strong*

I wish a somewhat small level of sexual was aloud, not towards anyone or EVER demeaning!

granted but.. umm
hmm.. someone may abuse it

i wish i had better food